The leader of the free world was clearly outgunned when England’s newly elected Prime Minister, David Cameron visited today. His good-look’s and English genteelism set him far above America’s first black President. The Prime Minister was not at all mesmerized by the new inexperienced President. He quietly was a 180 from where this President was coming from and he had the full support of the English people. Since the President parted company from the rest of the industrial nations at last month’s G-8 meeting by declaring spending would solve the world’s economic woes, Cameron was moving as fast as he could away from him. What most Americans didn’t know was that the PM was here for them. A little fence-mending over the BP oil spill and to discuss a possible investigation in the Lockerbie mastermind release. The President’s meeting went reasonably well with the predicted rough spots, but all in all it was cordial.
Later Valerie, the President’s damage control person, had him cornered in a private office just outside the Oval Office. “Now, sir we have this problem with another one of Andrew Breitbart’s investigations.” “What now, he thought?” She showed him Andrew’s video on the internet of Shirley Sherrod making racial comments at an NAACP meeting a few months ago. He came away thinking she must be fired as soon as possible. Valerie suggested they should wait since it could be incorrect. The President responded, “isn’t this the Breitbart that exposed Acorn?” She replied, “yes, but maybe we should investigate it ourselves, sir.” “And isn’t he the one that revealed Van’s background?” “Yes, sir but if we looked into it ourselves.” He cut her short, “and isn’t he the one that told the world about the New Black Panther Party intimidating voters?” “Yes, but……” The President proclaimed in a raised voice that Valerie rarely heard “I’d say if Breitbart said it, it must be true, right, right, right, now fire her ass” he proclaimed with the voice of 10 czars.
Rahm called the President in the middle of his tirade over Breitbart. Rahm had information that The Daily Caller was about to release information about his silent weapon that most knew was there but nobody could put a finger on. It was The Group of 400, he called it. It was the 400 that helped put him in the White House. A group of mainstream reporters, a term used very loosely, from around the world and professors that orchestrated press releases and false reports that led the American electorate around by the nose going into the 2008 elections. He had writers from the New York Times to the Guardian and Professors from every major University in the world. Their manipulation was flawless and undetectable by the masses as they voted blindly for this total unknown.
Unfortunately, for them and the President, his dirty trick was about to be exposed at 12:01 A.M. Wednesday morning by the Caller and there wasn’t a thing he could do about it as the 536th day of the Obama Presidency wondered how they knew.